The Free Land of Asiana Herald is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.989 billion Asiana Heraldians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Asiana Heraldian economy, worth 279 trillion Asiana Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 34,929 Asiana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the tenet of free speech is held dear, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asiana Herald's national animal is the Dragon.

Asiana Herald is ranked 105,322^nd in the world and 10^th in Nova Asiana for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.21 kickbacks per hour.