The Republic of Asyllum is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.538 billion Asyllumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Asyllumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion Loonies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 125,826 Loonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asyllum's national animal is the crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Asyllum is ranked 248,117th in the world and 9,295th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.76 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asyllum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Developed and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
- : Asyllum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Asyllum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Asyllum's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Asyllum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Asyllum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Asyllum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Asyllum was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Asyllum, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Asyllum, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
