
| Population | 31.29 billion |
| Capital | Rebelzion |
| Faith | Scientific Universalism |
| Currency | Athcoin |
| Animal | pygmy berserker-cat |
The High-Technate of Athretvari is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 31.29 billion Vari have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebelzion. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Athretvarian economy, worth an astonishing 27,083 trillion Athcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 865,562 Athcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The people's love for Leader is little more than self-preservation, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals, and the government is pouring billions into replacement brains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Athretvari's national animal is the pygmy berserker-cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scientific Universalism.
Athretvari is ranked 40th in the world and 1st in New Coalition of Nations for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 26,909.91 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, murderers are immune to arrest while attending their victims' funerals.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, the people's love for Leader is little more than self-preservation.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, gangs of political bullies tell minority voices to "shut up because we say so".
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, the media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in
Athretvari, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
















































































































