The Republic of Audrey 3 is a mammoth, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 7.407 billion Audrey 3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Audrey 3ian economy, worth 104 trillion Join Lilies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 14,072 Join Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and Audrey 3 has designated Audrey 3 City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrey 3's national animal is the Join Lily.

Audrey 3 is ranked 325,920^th in the world and 3^rd in Hypatian Kingdom for Most Developed, scoring 43.36 on the Human Development Index.