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Largest Insurance Industry: 73rdHighest Economic Output: 252ndLargest Mining Sector: 268th
The Co-Prosperity Sphere of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Ceterum censeo Huerdaeam esse delendam
Samoth Uyghur
Influence
Diplomat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Auman

Population47.331 billion

CapitalZhamssassar Fortress
LeaderSamoth Uyghur

CurrencyTears of the Innocent
AnimalSouthern Fight-Snake

The Co-Prosperity Sphere of Auman is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Samoth Uyghur with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 47.331 billion Aumanii are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhamssassar Fortress. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aumanii economy, worth an astonishing 19,068 trillion Tears of the Innocents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 402,885 Tears of the Innocents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, money grows on trees, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Auman's national animal is the Southern Fight-Snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Auman is ranked 73rd in the world and 1st in Gholgoth for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 27,496.57 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 73rdHighest Economic Output: 252ndLargest Mining Sector: 268thHighest Disposable Incomes: 279thMost Primitive: 443rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 466thMost Armed: 537thMost Avoided: 586thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 662ndLargest Populations: 672ndLargest Gambling Industry: 688thMost Efficient Economies: 838thLargest Publishing Industry: 935thHighest Poor Incomes: 937thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 966thHighest Crime Rates: 997thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,024thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,035thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,188thHighest Average Incomes: 1,210thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,250thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,465thMost Cultured: 1,505thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,096thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,426thSmartest Citizens: 2,702ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,800thMost Developed: 2,968thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,109thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,626thLargest Governments: 3,961stLargest Black Market: 4,595thLargest Retail Industry: 6,697thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,809thMost Stationary: 7,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,180thHighest Food Quality: 8,191stMost Patriotic: 9,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,734thHealthiest Citizens: 12,166thRudest Citizens: 12,423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,093rdMost Influential: 14,626thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,036thMost Devout: 30,994thMost Valuable International Artwork: 32,689th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Auman's influence in Gholgoth rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, money grows on trees.
  • : Auman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Auman, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.

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