The District of Australia Commonwealth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.231 billion Aussies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The thriving Australia Commonwealthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,290 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,709 juno aurums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 147,529 per year while the poor average 6,566, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, the police force is on a recruitment drive, Australia Commonwealth has designated District City as its capital city, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Australia Commonwealth in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Australia Commonwealth's national animal is the qick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Australia Commonwealth is ranked 305,580^th in the world and 1^st in Australia Commonwealth for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.