The Shipping Conglomerate of Australia Post is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Postmaster Andrew with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.094 billion Postpeople are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorting Centre 23A. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Packaged economy, worth a remarkable 4,547 trillion Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 251,331 Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australia Post's national animal is the Cardboard Box, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Australia Post is ranked 6,151^st in the world and 2^nd in Australialia for Highest Average Incomes, with 251,331.4 Standard Monetary Units.