The Democratic Republic of Austroguinea is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 343 million Austroguineans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Labuan. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Austroguinean economy, worth 32.0 trillion Austroguinean pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,164 Austroguinean pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austroguinea's national animal is the Water buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austroguinea is ranked 73,128^th in the world and 24^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,379.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.