The United States of Ausweichenzo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Julius VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.033 billion Ausweichenzos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudrica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausweichenzos economy, worth 212 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,405 Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's illegal to be caught on tape, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausweichenzo's national animal is the Koopa Troopa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Ausweichenzo is ranked 236,787^th in the world and 73^rd in Timoria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.