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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,489thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,808thLargest Mining Sector: 14,825th
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Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Ausweichenzo 2

Population1.362 billion

CapitalSudrica City
LeaderTAXACUT
FaithKUGELNIO

CurrencyCoin
AnimalKoopa Troopa

The Copy and paste of Ausweichenzo 2 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by TAXACUT with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.362 billion Ausweichenzians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudrica City. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ausweichenzo 2ian economy, worth 94.6 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 69,455 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Ausweichenzo 2ian, behind every local dictator is an Ausweichenzo 2ian advisor whispering in their ear, and the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausweichenzo 2's national animal is the Koopa Troopa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is KUGELNIO.

Ausweichenzo 2 is ranked 287,884th in the world and 89th in Timoria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,489thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,808thLargest Mining Sector: 14,825thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,868thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 23,996thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,507thMost Devout: 25,123rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,348th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Safest: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ausweichenzo 2's influence in Timoria rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Ausweichenzo 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Ausweichenzo 2, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
  • : Following new legislation in Ausweichenzo 2, behind every local dictator is an Ausweichenzo 2ian advisor whispering in their ear.
  • : Ausweichenzo 2's influence in Timoria rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Ausweichenzo 2 relocated from The Underground to Timoria.
  • : Following new legislation in Ausweichenzo 2, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Ausweichenzo 2ian.
  • : Following new legislation in Ausweichenzo 2, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Ausweichenzo 2, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Ausweichenzo 2, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free.

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