The Republic of Autisticsta is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 23 million Autisticstans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The strong Autisticstan economy, worth 1.13 trillion Autisticoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,016 Autisticoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

High school bands practice by moonlight, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, unruly families are deliberately marooned on desert islands, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Autisticsta's national animal is the Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Autisticsta is ranked 101,639^th in the world and 128^th in Eladria for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.