The Royal Kingdom of Costa Estre is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Queen Beauty Aleena II with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.145 billion Estrenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marina Bay. The average income tax rate is 7.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Costa Estrenian economy, worth a remarkable 9,443 trillion estranus dimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 391,107 estranus dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime is totally unknown. Costa Estre's national animal is the royal tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Costa Estre is ranked 1,564^th in the world and 38^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 73.64 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.