The District of Autumn Kelly is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 33.684 billion Autumn Kellyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Autumn Kellyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,745 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,819 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 167,473 per year while the poor average 12,116, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, Autumn Kelly's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Autumn Kelly's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Autumn Kelly is ranked 200,104^th in the world and 575^th in United States of America for Most Primitive, scoring -82.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.