The Kingdom of Avalon Hope is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.941 billion Avalon Hopeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Avalon Hopean economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,256 gold coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 537,753 per year while the poor average 24,303, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, yawning is a sure sign of unemployment, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalon Hope's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Avalon Hope is ranked 51,459^th in the world and 5^th in Ancient for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.