The Holy Land of Aysroayel is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Grom with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 9.976 billion Aysroayelians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auorishlem. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aysroayelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,582 trillion Diynors a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,625 Diynors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, all facts are created equal, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aysroayel's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aysroayel is ranked 13,809^th in the world and 1^st in Halofi for Highest Poor Incomes, with 108,205.3 Standard Monetary Units.