The Dictatorship of Azeirf is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 324 million Azeirfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Carandia. The average income tax rate is 68.1%.

The sizeable but sluggish Azeirfian economy, worth 7.12 trillion Azeirf Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,964 Azeirf Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

New "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and losing your sock key may require surgical intervention. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azeirf's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azeirf is ranked 263,481^st in the world and 3^rd in United Dictatorial Administration for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.