The Democratic People's Republic of Aztaria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Eternal President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.786 billion Aztars are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polkesh. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aztar economy, worth a remarkable 1,411 trillion Aztar Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 294,966 Aztar Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a law unto itself, nudity is frowned upon, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aztaria's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Socialism.

Aztaria is ranked 168,576^th in the world and 4^th in Ashes of LPH for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 223.6 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.