The Republic of B ills is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The cynical, devout population of 2.356 billion B illsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The strong B illsian economy, worth 155 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,848 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. B ills's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

B ills is ranked 193,260^th in the world and 185^th in junk for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 113.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.