The City of Bacoor is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.82 billion Bacooreños are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Bacooreños economy, worth 595 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 67,539 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,068 per year while the poor average 13,776, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bacoor's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Bacoor is ranked 289,640^th in the world and 9^th in Cavite for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.