The Blocking and Pass Catching of Bad Man Alejandro is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Alejandro Villanueva with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.445 billion Bad Man Alejandroans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Point. The average income tax rate is 22.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bad Man Alejandroan economy, worth 352 trillion blocks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,337 blocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Bad Man Alejandro's new capital, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, Alejandro Villanueva has just been declared ruler of Bad Man Alejandro in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Bad Man Alejandro's national animal is the bald eagle and its national religion is Dilly Dilly.

Bad Man Alejandro is ranked 38,543^rd in the world and 8^th in Boston for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,373.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.