The Fiefdom of Badgey the Holodeck Tutor is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.459 billion Badgey the Holodeck Tutorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Badgey the Holodeck Tutorian economy, worth 248 trillion Pips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 33,277 Pips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Badgey the Holodeck Tutor's hospitals, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Badgey the Holodeck Tutor's national animal is the Robot Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Badgey the Holodeck Tutor is ranked 133,330^th in the world and 96^th in Bytes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.42 law-abiding acts per hour.