The Hall-of-Fame Cornerback of Bailey Champ is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Champ Bailey with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.33 billion Champions hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.8%.

The strong Champion economy, worth 459 trillion deflections a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,654 deflections, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Athens Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years, Champ Bailey has just been declared ruler of Bailey Champ in an international press conference, cars have been banned, and Braves on the Warpath has been named as Bailey Champ's national religion. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bailey Champ's national animal is the bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Braves on the Warpath.

Bailey Champ is ranked 221,731^st in the world and 4^th in Denver Broncos for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 260.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.