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Most Armed: 11,800thMost Conservative: 25,403rd
The Russkiy Mir of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Бахмут
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Bakhmut

Population8.886 billion

CurrencyHryvnia
AnimalHorse

The Russkiy Mir of Bakhmut is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The cynical population of 8.886 billion Bakhmutians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 31.4%.

The very strong Bakhmutian economy, worth 730 trillion Hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,199 Hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bakhmut's national animal is the Horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bakhmut is ranked 82,374th in the world and 5th in Ukraine for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 116.54 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Armed: 11,800thTop
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Most Conservative: 25,403rd
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, all facts are created equal.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, citizens must pay to enjoy Bakhmut's pristine beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Bakhmut's influence in Ukraine rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Bakhmut, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.

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