The Federation of Bakphoon is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 4.389 billion Bakphoonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Bakphoonian economy, worth 183 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,733 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", a major religion has been named as Bakphoon's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Bakphoon in an international press conference, and Bakphoon has designated Bakphoon City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bakphoon's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bakphoon is ranked 219,775^th in the world and 7^th in Hargeisa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 255.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.