The Fearsome Flock of Baltimore Ori0les is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Addley Rutschman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 12.451 billion Baltimore Orioles are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baltimore. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.0%.

The very strong Baltimore Oriole economy, worth 959 trillion wins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,040 wins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and torture is illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baltimore Ori0les's national animal is the winner of the world series, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is competing.

Baltimore Ori0les is ranked 256,973^rd in the world and 1^st in The MLB for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.26 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.