The Ban My Amorlax of Ban Maxemon Apps is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Dash Snatchum with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.583 billion Clefrissies hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenyutwo. The average income tax rate is 23.3%.

The large but inefficient Noqoran economy, worth 363 trillion Gnejgars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,209 Gnejgars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, the nation leads The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors in per capita stalking, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime is well under control. Ban Maxemon Apps's national animal is the Sleepypuff Sedgetoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Slowbrophyllia Raticalia.

Ban Maxemon Apps is ranked 234,659^th in the world and 304^th in The Yamada Ryo Star Warriors for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.