The Republic of Batea del Nord is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jordina Bes with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.198 billion nortenies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batea. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Batea del Nordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,724 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Batea del Nord's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.

Batea del Nord is ranked 29,095^th in the world and 3^rd in The ACSN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.27 law-abiding acts per hour.