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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,670thMost Devout: 13,871stFattest Citizens: 15,221st
The Confederacy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
There is only one God, Jesus Christ is God.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Baudwyn

Population36 million

CurrencyTroy Ounce
AnimalEagle

The Confederacy of Baudwyn is a small, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 36 million Poles are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The strong Polish economy, worth 2.13 trillion Troy Ounces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,171 Troy Ounces, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

A good Pole is hard to find, 90% of active duty BAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and white privilege is a real thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baudwyn's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Baudwyn is ranked 301,769th in the world and 33rd in Middle East for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,670thMost Devout: 13,871stFattest Citizens: 15,221stTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,263rdMost Conservative: 32,825th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, white privilege is a real thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Baudwyn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, 90% of active duty BAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, a good Pole is hard to find.
  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Polish democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, Polish police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, the Baudwyn City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, edutainment video games are taking Baudwyn's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Baudwyn, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.

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