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Most Primitive: 2,140thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,144thMost Authoritarian: 6,366th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
If I Show You My Beak, It Game Over
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Beak

Population994 million

CapitalGlory Nest
LeaderMoonviolet

CurrencyPico
AnimalMourning Dove

The Theocracy of Beak is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Moonviolet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 994 million Avians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glory Nest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.

The very strong Beakian economy, worth 59.7 trillion Picoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,012 Picoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, Moonviolet has just been declared ruler of Beak in an international press conference, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beak's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beak is ranked 329,410th in the world and 126th in Imperatus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -13.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,140thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,144thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 6,366thMost Conservative: 7,468thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,109thMost Devout: 8,118thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,172ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,581stBest Weather: 14,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,481stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,754thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18,512thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,393rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 32,498th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Beak's influence in Imperatus fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Beak's influence in Imperatus rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Beak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Beak was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Beak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Beak, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Beak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Beak, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police.
  • : Beak changed its national leader to "Moonviolet".
  • : Following new legislation in Beak, Leader has just been declared ruler of Beak in an international press conference.

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