The Republic of Beaver County is a large, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 104 million Beaver Countyians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Industry and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 13.5%.

The Beaver Countyian economy, worth 3.86 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,155 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Beaver County's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Beaver County is ranked 83,834^th in the world and 3^rd in Counties for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.