The Commonwealth of Beepitol is a mid-sized, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 91 million Beepitolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Beepitolian economy, worth 2.37 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 26,039 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, straitjackets are a common religious garb, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beepitol's national animal is the house cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beepitol is ranked 302,074^th in the world and 208^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Populations, with 91.0 million capita.