The Republic of Beerlirium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.946 billion Beerliriumians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The Beerliriumian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion beers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,510 beers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low. Beerlirium's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beerlirium is ranked 196,723^rd in the world and 3^rd in Beer for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.98 law-abiding acts per hour.