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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,446th Largest Black Market: 1,482nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,838th
The Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Behind you! Spiders!
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Behind Your Eye

Population19.754 billion

CapitalBehind Your Eye City
LeaderHoser Jones
FaithPastafarian

Currencytoenail
Animalocelot

The Grand Duchy of Behind Your Eye is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Hoser Jones with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.754 billion Behind Your Eyeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behind Your Eye City. The average income tax rate is 58.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Behind Your Eyean economy, worth a remarkable 3,602 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 182,366 toenails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, and genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behind Your Eye's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Behind Your Eye is ranked 18,391st in the world and 22nd in Pony Lands for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,446thLargest Black Market: 1,482ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,838thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,952ndMost Stationary: 2,006thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,501stHighest Economic Output: 2,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,875thSmartest Citizens: 4,028thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,054thLargest Populations: 5,402ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,584thRudest Citizens: 6,400thMost Influential: 7,203rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,465thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,729thMost Developed: 8,424thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,531stLargest Governments: 8,766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,461stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,025thMost Secular: 11,391stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,783rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,893rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,404thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,346th
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.
  • : Behind Your Eye was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, the government has invited tenders from other nations to run the country's infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Behind Your Eye was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Behind Your Eye, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Behind Your Eye was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

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