The Grand Duchy of Behind Your Eye is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hoser Jones with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 34.772 billion Behind Your Eyeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Behind Your Eye City. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Behind Your Eyean economy, worth a remarkable 8,944 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 257,220 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Behind Your Eye, and adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Behind Your Eye's national animal is the ocelot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Behind Your Eye is ranked 1,993^rd in the world and 3^rd in Pony Lands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 216,980.99 Standard Monetary Units.