The Kingdom of Beijaflor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Eusebio II with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.543 billion Beijaflori are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brisamar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The powerhouse Beijaflori economy, worth 250 trillion Beijãoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,843 Beijãoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,791 per year while the poor average 19,435, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, it is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, a flying elephant and King Eusebio II share the same nickname, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime is moderate. Beijaflor's national animal is the Honey Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Beijaflor is ranked 88,329^th in the world and 32^nd in Audinesca for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.