The Fresh Principality of Bel-Air is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.773 billion Bel-Airians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Bel-Airian economy, worth 517 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,496 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,004 per year while the poor average 2,538, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bel-Air's national animal is the Carlton black sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bel-Air is ranked 223,310^th in the world and 320^th in Eurth for Most Beautiful Environments, with 431.97 pounds of wildlife per square mile.