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Most Armed: 441stHighest Crime Rates: 533rdLargest Gambling Industry: 623rd
The Robotic Alcoholics of
Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy Fascists
Volo, Ergo Sum
Influence
Contender
Bender, Grandfather of all Lounge
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Bending Unit 22

Population3.544 billion

CapitalNew New York
LeaderBender Rodriguez
FaithRobotology

CurrencyDollar
AnimalRobo-Fox

The Robotic Alcoholics of Bending Unit 22 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bender Rodriguez with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, soft-spoken computers, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 3.544 billion Robots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robotic economy, worth 783 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,012 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bending Unit 22's national animal is the Robo-Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robotology.

Bending Unit 22 is ranked 4,969th in the world and 1st in Hells Lounge for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 564.78 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Armed: 441stHighest Crime Rates: 533rdLargest Gambling Industry: 623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 774thFattest Citizens: 878thMost Avoided: 906thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 999thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,404thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,653rdRudest Citizens: 2,105thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,709thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,051stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,969thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,014thLargest Mining Sector: 5,936thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,025thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,032ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,290thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,795thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,404thHighest Average Incomes: 8,778thMost Secular: 9,976thMost Efficient Economies: 9,989thMost Patriotic: 11,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,413thTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,962ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,411thMost Cultured: 28,871stHighest Drug Use: 31,784th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the region

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