The Dominion of Bermudas is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rena Lalgie with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.937 billion Bermudasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bermudasian economy, worth 561 trillion Bermudian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,665 Bermudian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, Christianity now admits men and women into its clergy, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bermudas's national animal is the Bermuda Petrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Bermudas is ranked 44,932^nd in the world and 5^th in Island of Bobinas United for Most Corrupt Governments, with 46.57 kickbacks per hour.