The Average Kingdom of Beta Males is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 5.157 billion Beta Malesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Beta Malesian economy, worth 187 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,297 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Religious classes are compulsory for all school students, a major religion has been named as Beta Males's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Beta Males in an international press conference, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Beta Males City. Crime is relatively low. Beta Males's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Beta Males is ranked 129,530^th in the world and 6^th in Pussy for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,516.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.