The Rogue Nation of Beynus is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.749 billion Beynusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Beynusian economy, worth 566 trillion Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 206,253 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 805,352 per year while the poor average 36,028, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators, doctors are encouraged to 'pull the plug' any time the government has a budget crisis, and the government snoops on private internet connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beynus's national animal is the Longhorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beynus is ranked 287,665^th in the world and 2^nd in The Reborn Foundation for Nicest Citizens, with 0.26 average smiles per day.