The State of Biafra Coast is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 15.636 billion Biafra Coastians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 17.0%.

The Biafra Coastian economy, worth 811 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,869 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and Biafra Coast has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biafra Coast's national animal is the deer.

Biafra Coast is ranked 132,384^th in the world and 7^th in Bharat for Most Primitive, scoring -43.59 on the Scary Big Number Scale.