The United Socialist States of Bigbootyfemboys is a mid-sized, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 81 million Bigbootyfemboysians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The strong Bigbootyfemboysian economy, worth 5.32 trillion Lesbianspaceprincessdollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,649 Lesbianspaceprincessdollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,151 per year while the poor average 15,459, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, and armed security details escort librarians to their homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bigbootyfemboys's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bigbootyfemboys is ranked 117,894^th in the world and 550^th in the Outback for Most Developed, scoring 58.43 on the Human Development Index.