The Holy Tan Zombie Nationstates of Bigej is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.208 billion Bigejians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Boat Marina. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bigejian economy, worth a remarkable 2,367 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,692 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and the countryside is shrouded by wind farms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bigej's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Almighty Sand Crab.

Bigej is ranked 2,872^nd in the world and 1^st in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Most Developed, scoring 97.44 on the Human Development Index.