The United States of Bill J Clinton is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bill Clinton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.851 billion Bill Clintonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Bill J Clintonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,127 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 288,229 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bill J Clinton is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, the news is showing footage of Bill Clinton bullying an old man to the point of tears, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bill J Clinton's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Bill J Clinton is ranked 213,737^th in the world and 18^th in SOS Brigade for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,805.34 Standard Monetary Units.