The Bluey Loving Nation of Bingo is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Bingo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.46 billion Bingoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bingoan economy, worth 803 trillion Oranges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,221 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Meetings involving club finances are frequently broken up by men in black suits, warning signs caution Bingoans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Bingo's national animal is the Eastern box turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Bingo is ranked 136,402^nd in the world and 231^st in Bingos Puppet Sanctuary for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 514.58 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.