The Pleasant Playground of Biscayne Park is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Groundskeeper Jay with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 32.935 billion Biscayne Parkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squirreltown. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Biscayne Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,953 trillion parkian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,677 parkian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biscayne Park's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Biscayne Park is ranked 7,160^th in the world and 1^st in T2R for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,884.06 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.