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Most Developed: 3rdHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Big things come in small packages
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Bistrostan

Population35.513 billion

CapitalBistrostan City
LeaderLeader

Currencydrachma
Animalcheetah

The Empire of Bistrostan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 35.513 billion Bistrostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bistrostan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bistrostanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,082 trillion drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 424,704 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime is totally unknown. Bistrostan's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bistrostan is ranked 177,392nd in the world and 1st in The GameFAQs Forum for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 12.14 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Developed: 3rdHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 33rdBest Weather: 49thLargest Publishing Industry: 75thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 104thMost Stationary: 130thHighest Economic Output: 137thHighest Disposable Incomes: 190thMost Inclusive: 192ndSmartest Citizens: 218thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 342ndMost Cultured: 425thMost Efficient Economies: 429thHighest Average Incomes: 535thLargest Populations: 559thHighest Poor Incomes: 605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 610thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 641stMost Beautiful Environments: 797thMost Pacifist: 945thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,059thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,377thMost Devout: 1,560thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,604thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,606thLowest Crime Rates: 1,607thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,311thRudest Citizens: 2,425thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,695thSafest: 3,871stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,122ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,503rdMost Influential: 4,938thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,991stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,918thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,660thNudest: 15,687thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,726th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, Bistrostanians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, Bistrostanians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the Bistrostan Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.

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