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Most Developed: 4thHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Big things come in small packages
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Bistrostan

Population39.35 billion

CapitalBistrostan City
LeaderLeader

Currencydrachma
Animalcheetah

The Empire of Bistrostan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 39.35 billion Bistrostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bistrostan City. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bistrostanian economy, worth an astonishing 18,234 trillion drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 463,396 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is totally unknown. Bistrostan's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bistrostan is ranked 7,685th in the world and 1st in The GameFAQs Forum for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 10,221.89 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Developed: 4thHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thLargest Publishing Industry: 49thBest Weather: 53rdHighest Food Quality: 55thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 64thSmartest Citizens: 113thHighest Economic Output: 115thMost Stationary: 123rdMost Inclusive: 130thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171stMost Efficient Economies: 253rdMost Cultured: 272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 397thMost Pacifist: 433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 444thMost Beautiful Environments: 460thHighest Average Incomes: 472ndLowest Crime Rates: 533rdLargest Populations: 546thLargest Governments: 695thHighest Disposable Incomes: 772ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 825thLargest Agricultural Sector: 850thSafest: 901stLargest Information Technology Sector: 980thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,162ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,297thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,186thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,523rdRudest Citizens: 3,547thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,945thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,052ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,336thMost Influential: 5,812thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,857thMost Devout: 6,163rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,653rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 20,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,356th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, it's never "just a game" with Bistrostanian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, most ambassadors from Bistrostan retire only a few years after being appointed.

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