The Democraticish Republic of Blarghastan is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Exalted Leader For Eternity with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.325 billion Blarghastanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Blarghia. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Blarghastanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,879 trillion Currs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 365,052 Currs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, the government is proudly free of crabs, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blarghastan's national animal is the Rock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violentism.

Blarghastan is ranked 1,015^th in the world and 2^nd in Thaecia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 275,050.58 Standard Monetary Units.