The United States of Bleeding Kansas is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 28.168 billion Bleeding Kansasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Bleeding Kansasian economy, worth 597 trillion stalks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,229 stalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, all alcohol is banned, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleeding Kansas's national animal is the black sheep.

Bleeding Kansas is ranked 120,847^th in the world and 3^rd in Kansas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.62 law-abiding acts per hour.