The Anomaly of Blonds is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Miss Tine Tine with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 21.961 billion Blondsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blondstown. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Blondsian economy, worth 921 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,960 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the government is giving peace a chance, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and public nudity is compulsory. Crime is well under control. Blonds's national animal is the vixen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Worship of Tines.

Blonds is ranked 67,183^rd in the world and 3^rd in Night Rise for Most Beautiful Environments, with 621.71 pounds of wildlife per square mile.