The Duds of BlueNwhite is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Count Joseph Bluenwhitenstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.186 billion BlueNwhiteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blueville. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BlueNwhitean economy, worth a remarkable 1,976 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,106 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers, structures are raised on promises, and BlueNwhiteans ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlueNwhite's national animal is the Blueagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican-Blueptist.

BlueNwhite is ranked 3,345^th in the world and 1^st in The Dudlands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,578.27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.